Joe Albero Show...Joe Albero qualifies as having a mental disorder...

From WicBury Crapper Boardmember "CornLogsRule" and "ThinBlueLog"...

We are not sure why Rob Mulford, the owner of Market Street Bar and Grill, would go on the "Joe Albero Show". Rob's daughter has cancer and we very much respect the idea of Rob going to every outlet he can in order to raise awareness of this issue and cancer in kids. But Joe is an idiot.

The Albero show, in our view, is nothing but an self ego serving display to Joe Albero. Joe has had an impressive blogging career which he has recently parlayed into a new public access television show. Most of Joes shows and guests are rants about his battle with the city police chief and the city of Salisbury, which he undertook several years ago when his wife was dismissed from the Salisbury Zoo. In fact, Joe has been such a royal pain in the ass to Salisbury that the then Major Tilghman did not run for another term, the zoo director Jim Rapp left his job, and the current city police Chief undergoes a constant barrage of Joe's character aspersions. While we very much respect Rob's dedication to the effort for getting the word out on his daughter any appearance on Joe's "Show" just further Joe's ego of now thinking he is a talkshow host. If this was the case, WBOC would have employed him a long time ago when he went to them begging for a slot on their news program.

Joe, your show is self serving. We are surprised that he can talk with one hand down his pants. Some people just love to hear themselves talk. It's self love, a basic principle of a classic Narcissistic Personality Disorder. The camera work is shoddy and the audio is horrible. Think about replacing the terminator, fake Oakley sunglasses also, its cloudy out Joe. You aren't cool.

Lets check with our friends at Google Health, what is wrong with Joe Albero?

While you are at it, check if you fit these categories. Now the affliction is called Narcissistic Personality Disorder but in the past it used to be called, "Hey, Asshole.."

Overview - https://health.google.com/health/ref/Narcissistic+personality+disorder

Narcissistic personality disorder is a condition in which there is an inflated sense of self-importance and an extreme preoccupation with one's self.

Symptoms

A person with narcissistic personality disorder:

1. Reacts to criticism with rage, shame, or humiliation
2. Takes advantage of other people to achieve his or her own goals
3. Has feelings of self-importance
4. Exaggerates achievements and talents
5. Is preoccupied with fantasies of success, power, beauty, intelligence, or ideal love
6. Has unreasonable expectations of favorable treatment
7. Requires constant attention and admiration
8. Disregards the feelings of others, lacks empathy
9. Has obsessive self-interest
10. Pursues mainly selfish goals

Well we think that Joe checks off on each of these categories (we are not making these up, these are real assessments for this disorder). Further, if you think you, our reader, do not fit these categories, as a friend or co worker, you may be an asshole in need of mental help like Joe here.

If you do fit into these categories fortunately there is a cure called STFU. STFU is available over the counter or in knuckle to nose form (knuckle to eye and teefs form is also available upon request). There is also the new STFU-B available for female persons with this widespread disorder.

Who else do you suspect to have crippling personality disorder?

Is sbynews.com really ranked within the top 100,000 websites in the U.S.??

By WicBury Crapper Board Member "IllGutYouLikeAFish (BM - Info Tech)"....




Not even close. Here is why...

First and foremost, the rating amount is gathered from the rating website Alexa itself. So, it draws upon data that is collected by either it's website (through a code that alexa users put on their website) or through the "Alexia Toolbar". Therefore, it is only drawing upon information of it's members, not all websites in the U.S. or the world. So in reality the figure shown to the left of "100,357" is out of unique users that employ Alexa's website methods collecting statistical data. Websites that do not register with Alexa are not included in these figures and therefore are not calculated in the bottom line averages. To prove our point we searched our results... we are not members of Alexa nor do we use their code on our blog site in order for them to calculate our blogsite usage, because we really don't care. But, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a duck. Meaning, if it smells like mooseshit, and looks like mooseshit, the statistics are probably mooseshit. Below is a capture image of our results on Alexa's website.

Again, they have no data to draw from because we don't include their code on our site to identify us as a member to be calculated. So, really sbynews.com's statistics are only of the sites participating with Alexa to find out their ranking results. Note it reads "No Data" and that we were online since 2000, which is of course bullshit and that 430,891 sites link to us, which again is totally incorrect. But we could go around yelling "HEY! 430,891 sites link to the Crapper! WOW!". Note, if you look up sbynews.com's linking statistics they read "80". So again, totally in accurate.



So the figures shown about sbynews.com are slanted because although it may be popular in the 100,000 range of alexa users, alexa users don't include all websites on the internet, just a small fraction thereof. Note that the number of Alexa users is somewhere in the neighborhood of 380,000 vs 100,000 for the U.S.? If there are only 100,000 Alexa users in the U.S. then sbynews.com would be in last place. But Alexa doesn't publish those statistics. So in reality, it's a tool that makes people feel better about themselves and their websites. But, it's a totally inaccurate way of calculating a websites "popularity".

Read Alexa's information below...taken from their FAQ page....


Now, as mentioned above, Alexa's traffic rankings are based on the past three months of global traffic according to our diverse data sources, and are updated daily. A site's ranking is based on a combined measure of Reach and Page Views. Reach is the percentage of unique internet users who visit a site. Page Views are the average number of user URL requests for a site. However, multiple requests for the same URL on the same day by the same user are counted as a single Page View. The site with the highest combination of users and Page Views is ranked #1. Additionally, we employ data normalization to correct for biases that may occur in our data. Sites with relatively low measured traffic will not be accurately ranked by Alexa. Our data comes from many various sources, including our Alexa users; however, we do not receive enough data from these sources to make rankings beyond 100,000 statistically meaningful. (However, on the flip side of that, the closer a site gets to #1, the more reliable its rank.) This means that, for example, the difference in traffic between a site ranked 1,000,000 and a site ranked 2,000,000 has low statistical significance. Sites ranked 100,000+ may be subject to large ranking swings due to the scarcity of data for those sites.


Alexa's traffic rankings are based on the usage patterns of Alexa Toolbar users and data collected from other, diverse sources over a rolling 3 month period. A site's ranking is based on a combined measure of reach and pageviews. Reach is determined by the number of unique Alexa users who visit a site on a given day. Pageviews are the total number of Alexa user URL requests for a site. However, multiple requests for the same URL on the same day by the same user are counted as a single pageview. The site with the highest combination of users and pageviews is ranked #1.Alexa's traffic rankings are for top level domains only (e.g. domain.com). We do not provide separate rankings for subpages within a domain (e.g. http://www.domain.com/subpage.html) or subdomains (e.g. subdomain.domain.com) unless we are able to automatically identify them as personal home pages or blogs, like those hosted on Geocities and Tripod. If a site is identified as a personal home page or blog, its traffic ranking will have an asterisk (*) next to it: Personal Page Avg. Traffic Rank: 3,456*. Personal pages are ranked on the same scale as a regular domain, so a personal page ranked 3,456* is the 3,456th most popular page among Alexa users.

Blogs Rule?

Commentary from WicBury Board Member "CornLogsRule"....

Do Blogs Rule or Blow Chunks?

So in the last few weeks we've seen the likes of Johnathan Taylor aka Piggy Fats and Joe "Thats My Ego You Are Stepping On" Albero continue to go head to head. Unfortunately, as we mentioned before, the driving force in the blog wars are egos. So, we here at the Crapper like to put things into perspective for you, our general readership. While it is true that both Joe and John Or BigHead and Humugofats, as we like to call them here at Crapper Central, do actually have a decent readership now... Both of these pea brains have their own agendas.

Just as the SbyNews.com was started on Joe's bent on revenge tactics for the city canning his wife from the zoo, which he is still beating into the ground, John's website was started on the theory that Joe is a pinhead for trashing other people. This bothered Joe to the extent that he swore off John and won't even use his name on his website because it would increase John's google hits. In fact, Joe didn't get on the Chief of Police's case until Joe started showing up at the zoo with his camera taking pictures of the staff at which time the Chief banned him from the zoo.

Joe has now even gone so far as to create a TV show, of himself, for himself. While it is true, Joe is very well off, it should be pointed out that Joe's ego is only dwarfed by John's fat ass. And not by much. Joe pointed out in his first episode of "The Joe Albero Show" that his headquarters in downtown Salisbury is "where it all happens". Joe, please. Get a grip. There are ten of us at the Crapper and it happens wherever we feel like making it happen (this blogsite not crapping).. We can make this blog site at home, in our cars, some of us at work, and even laying in bed or sitting on the crapper!

So, lets put things into perspective. People love conflict. Everyone in the US loves conflict and drama which is why we have all of these "reality" TV shows, soap operas, and news broadcasts which show death, destruction, and misery of human kind. How many times do you see a positive news cast about something over that of a negative one?

To break this down further, Joe, your website and your TV show are nothing but distractions, something amusing to look at, but dismissed in the same manner. Your crap is restricted to the lower shore and frankly that's where it will stay because no one really, truly cares about anything you report on. They just like drama. Which is why people are reading this article of us crapping on you. By the way, most of the cops don't like you. Just FYI Joe, oh and most of the fire fighters neither for obvious reasons.

John, your crap is crap too. Lets face it, your entire website is a collection of people who hate Joe Albero. We'll give you the creative award for that. But, continuing to talk crap about cops, sheriff's office employees, former employees, and the Sheriff himself with little or no dealings directly with him is a little coo-coo. You, like Joe, need medication. Oh and cops and fire fighters definitely don't like you either.

In an earlier time, both of you would probably be committed. In Medieval times, Joe would have been burned at the stake while John's fat ass would have been set ablaze for heat and sausages. Joe's chin hair and foul wind would have been enough to power the the city of Minneapolis for a fort night while a hunk of John's left ass check could light up Chicago for a week.

Get of the soap boxes. Deflate your egos. Wait, sorry, deflate your fucking egos and get on with your lives. Or, hey Joe continue to inflate your own ego, pop Viagra, and build your blogsite into everything it can be, a blogsite. John, continue to fuck up Joe's meteoric rise to well, a blog site guy. Cause we think it's all funny as poo.

We on the other hand, are just crap. VIVA DAS CRAPPER!

The Grinch vs. Salisbury News, again?

From WicBury Crapper board member "HarleyCop2009"...

What is going on with Sbynews.com? Well, last week our esteemed colleague Joe Albero, who cussed us out because we put up a link to the grinch on our shitty blogsite, made a new TV show airing on public access television. We watched this show and here's our feelings on this crap... Joe started with the Salisbury Zoo and how his blog has become such a phenomenon across Maryland and the Eastern Shore. The simple fact is Joe, you need to stop tooting your own horn. It's seriously ridiculous. When you walk up to cops and say "You must want to be Joe Albero right now" you've got a screw loose. Joe's wife got fired from the Salisbury Zoo some years ago which sparked Joe to go on a rampage to destroy the City of Salisbury, plain and simple. Although we have to give him kudos for his dedicated efforts in fucking with people, he is a little over the top. So, he then went on to talk about how be broke the story on the water treatment plant and some other stuff. We don't really know, we kinda nodded off.

Which brings us to the Grinch once again. This guy is amusing... he literally puts up a paper cut out of Joe Albero and trys to talk (well, uses a shrill voice) in order to pretend to be Joe. This guy is crazy, crazy too. But, hey, it's amusing to a point. We don't really follow him either.

Here is the text of what Joe sent us back in July....

Saturday, July 11, 2009

WHOOPS, We pissed off Joe Albero :(

Well unfortunately, you can't please all of the people all of the time. As our readers may know, we list other local blogs on the right side of our screen, including the Salisbury Grinch and Salisbury News (Joe's Site). Although we hate Johnathan Taylor (the cop hater) we won't be used as a tool against him. Further, even though hes a total butthead, we still respect his first amendment right to be a butthead. We post his blog so any self respecting person can see that his information is that of a fool. This does not mean we support him whatsoever.

So, we received an e-mail from Joe Albero stating that we need to remove the Grinch from the right side of our blog. We advised him that even though we are the "new kid on the block" we don't take orders from people and that we would consider his request. Unfortunately, he responded with the following e-mail:

alberobutzo@wmconnect.com to me show details 10:39 AM (1 hour ago) Reply

I just revisited your Site and while I'm all about supporting Law Enforcement, the fact that you have kept the most vile blogger linked to your Site forces me to remove you from my favorites. As I told you from the beginning, I would keep a watchful eye on your progress and I have done so. Anyone connected with that man is deleted from anything we have to say or do and you have just lost another visitor who came to your Site at least twice a day. You will soon fade into the sunset and disappear. Again, I never told you what to do, (as your last e-mail suggested) I simply told you that if you didn't remove that link I would never be back and I have just removed it from my computer and I will never be back, unless you finally get your head out of your ass. Joe

We also would like to make it clear that we don't ever publish "A to B" e-mails but this one was plainly ridiculous so we did. So, foowey on you. We do what we want.

Ouch! Some people take this garbage way, way to seriously. So, Joe while we kinda like and somewhat respect you for your "Journalistic Efforts" and the fact that you share our hatred of The Grinch, your e-mail to us was out of line. We never asked you to read our blog, comment on our blog, or include us in your list of friends, or whatever it is. Unfortunately, we run this blog how we want to run this blog. We will not be pressured by anyone to alter how it appears or what is included in it's information. This blog is primarily for the Thin Blue Line, which you are not apart of, although we welcome the input of non commissioned personnel and citizens just the same. We will still include your information on our blog because we believe in the 1st amendment right of freedom of speech and that we respect your right to publish stuff. However, everyone, bear in mind we freely admit this is a crappy blog, so WTF?? Calm down. Look we even used a cool picture of you!


-The WicBury Crapper

The grinch posts more bullshit...

Below is complete bullshit.

Any sex offender... strike that, any criminal on probation or parole can move without notifying their probation officer or the sex offender registry. This does not make it legal but unless you tag serious criminals with GPS locator's (of which the WicBury Crapper is not opposed!) you can't stop someone from leaving their house and relocating without your knowledge. With the hundreds of sex offenders and thousands of criminals in Wicomico County it is impossible to stay on top of all of them, all of the time. This is why people repeatedly have violations of probation, because they are not reporting to their probation officer accordingly. You can't blame an agency as a whole or a particular person because they are in charge of a division because some idiot sex offender gets some wild hair (among other things probably) up his ass and decides to move without notifying anyone, just like the thousands of VOP's in Maryland and across the country... This is the sex offender's fault and he will be caught.

Frankly Lt. Roberts does a thankless job daily dealing with these perverts and sex offenders and should be applauded for the job he does because I'm sure the majority of the public would rather not interview sex offenders every day. So Grinch we poop on you, kiss our asses.


The Salisbury Grinch posted this line of crap today...

"As you can see James Brink resides at 407 McGrath Road which is in Wicomico
County yet if you search the Wicomico County Sex Offender Registry he is nowhere
to be found. Maryland has him listed and says contact Wicomico County Sheriff's
Department which the victim's mother did and received no help from Lieutenant
Roberts on the matter. Clearly the ball has been dropped by the Wicomico County
Sheriff's Office and a sexual predator is walking the streets of Wicomico County
free of being on the local sex offender registry.

http://salisburygrinch.blogspot.com/2009/10/wicomico-county-sheriffs-department.html

Blog owners falisfy their blogs regularly...

Yes, you heard it here before so we are going to say it again. Interesting how our local blogs pump up their stats and comments by commenting on their own blogs. Here is how this scam generally works...

1) A blog owner publishes an article
2) The blog owner creates responses to his own blog posting under anonymous readers in order to up the "shock value" of the article. Generally this includes making inflammatory comments.
3) Real comments are made by some readers in response to the inflammatory comments by the blog owners pretending to be their own readers.

This is a generally accepted method of "doing business" in the blog communities and most blog owners are guilty of this type of inflammatory and unethical conduct. We here at the crapper do not comment on our own articles.

Egos egos egos..

Our friend in the blogword, Joe Albero, claimed his blog is ranked umong the top 1% of websites in the US and, ahem, the world. How nice...interesting figures. What is he smoking and how can we get some? WTF???!!!! HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah BAAHHHhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ha. ha. ha. and ha.

"Thursday, October 01, 2009

Salisbury News Ranked In The Top 1% Of All Websites In The US & The World
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The Grinch Back on the Air!

Looks like the Salisbury Grinch is back on the airwaves people! He's site now says he has password protected (?) himself from viewing other blog sites in order to keep himself in check essentially. He also says that you can't comment on his blogsite unless you have a google user name, which makes no sense because anyone can grab a google name, doesn't mean you have identified who it is.. but hey, whateva! Welcome back Grinchy to the party!

The Grinch on the Fritz...

Well, apparently, according to Sbynews.com the Grinch has been charged with some either criminal or civil crap and has shut his website down. We attempted to check the website out but we got a message that it was only accessible to invited guest.. which I guess the WicBury Crapper is not.

In any event, looks like the proverbial shoe is again on the other foot (Joe Albero) as he is now happy that Johnathan Taylor is embroiled in some type of legal battle because of either his blogging or some other type of actions which he did. Seems like just last week Johnathan Taylor was posting pictures of Joe walking out of the jail for an arrest so we guess turn about is fair play.

But there does not seem to be any arrests on record for Taylor at this point... Anyways... who cares, we are all crappy blogs.. none of us are "MSM" come on. Who the hell is MSM anyway? Who came up with this term?? We are crappy blogs. Seriously. We are crappy.

But there is a difference between a blog operator or owner (or board of 7 as is our case) posting stuff articles and allowing people to comment on those articles over that of posting random crazy crap of people that resemble dookie with a camera and a head. Come on. WTF?! In general, public officials are fair game (any public official).

Oh and to the poor bastards getting still accused of being "the crapper", tough crap. We are sorry for your issues but we are not accusing you of crap. We are just trying to run a productive blogsite that is law enforcement based. So, suck it up and quit whining.

So we leave you with this thought...

"It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. ~John Steinbeck"

Bloggers Crazy?

Time to focus on other blogs for a minuite because much of the time we sit back and wonder what the hell they are talking about. Here's our current breakdown for any of you that missed our previous blog crapping.

First and foremost we are crap. Next lets move on to sbynews.com run by Joe Albero. Recently, Joe has posted several artices that other news organizations, such as FOX, had not credited him or his blog with the picture he supossidly took hanging a politiaian in effigy (we thought it was kinda funny actully). Anyways, Joe blew his top sending out e-mails to Fox and other news organizations wanting them to credit his picture on their news program hoping to increase the hits on his blogsite. Recall that Joe sent us an e-mail several weeks ago saying we wouldn't last another several weeks and that he has kept a keen eye on us and for us to get our head out of our ass because we didn't remove a link to the Grinch's blogsite. So obviously, he's nuts and thinks he's such the awsome guy. Joe, seriously, your ego is bigger than our penises (which are ginormous). Get a grip.

Moving on to the Grinch... this guy never ceases to amaze us. The second you think he can't do anything more profoundly dispicable, he post a picture of a peice of poop with Joe Albero's head on it with arms sticking out. Unbelieveable. But, hey that's the first amendment! But still you have to give a guy some credit, albeit completely screwed up and crazy, that he takes the time to sit down and actully edit a picture of a peice of shit to resemble Joe Albero.

Lastly, Two Sense, you know honestly we really don't know too much about this guy but he seems relativly unoffensive and keeps to himself generally. Although he has a blog site, he nor his site strikes us as particularly crude, offensive, or egocentric.

Blogging Leads To Arrest of Blogger

'Uh-Oh They're Here'A persistent blogger annoys police -- and winds up in jail.
Monday, August 10, 2009
Washington Post Article (No Author Noted)

A 34-YEAR-OLD woman, the mother of a 12-year-old girl, has been locked up in a Virginia jail for three weeks and could remain there for at least another month. Her crime? Blogging about the police.

Elisha Strom, who appears unable to make the $750 bail, was arrested outside Charlottesville on July 16 when police raided her house, confiscating notebooks, computers and camera equipment. Although the Charlottesville police chief, Timothy J. Longo Sr., had previously written to Ms. Strom warning her that her blog posts were interfering with the work of a local drug enforcement task force, she was not charged with obstruction of justice or any similar offense. Rather, she was indicted on a single count of identifying a police officer with intent to harass, a felony under state law.

It's fair to say that Ms. Strom was unusually focused on the Jefferson Area Drug Enforcement task force, a 14-year-old unit drawn mainly from the police departments of Charlottesville, Albemarle County and the University of Virginia. (Her blog at http://iheartejade.blogspot.com, expresses the view that the task force is "nothing more than a group of arrogant thugs.") In a nearly year-long barrage of blog posts, she published snapshots she took in public of many or most of the task force's officers; detailed their comings and goings by following them in her car; mused about their habits and looks; hinted that she may have had a personal relationship with one of them; and, in one instance, reported that she had tipped off a local newspaper about their movements.

Predictably, this annoyed law enforcement officials, who, it's fair to guess, comprised much of her readership before her arrest. But what seems to have sent them over the edge -- and skewed their judgment -- is Ms. Strom's decision to post the name and address of one of the officers with a street-view photo of his house.

All this information was publicly available, including the photograph, which Ms. Strom gleaned from municipal records. The task force's officers may have worked undercover on occasion, but one wonders about their undercover abilities, given that Ms. Strom was able to out them so consistently. Chief Longo warned Ms. Strom that her blog posts were scaring off informants and endangering the officers and their families, but he provided no evidence. At no point did Ms. Strom's blog express a threat, explicit or otherwise, to police or their sources.

Ms. Strom is not the most sympathetic symbol of free-speech rights. She has previously advocated creating a separate, all-white nation, and her blog veers from the whimsical to the self-righteous to the bizarre. But the real problem here is the Virginia statute, in which an overly broad, ill-defined ban on harassment-by-identification, specifically in regard to police officers, seems to criminalize just about anything that might irritate targets.

It should not be a crime to annoy the cops, whose raid on Ms. Strom's house looks more like a fit of pique than an act of law enforcement. Some of her postings may have consisted of obnoxious speech, but they were nonetheless speech and constitutionally protected. That would hold true right up through her last blog post, written as the police raid on her home began at 7 a.m.: "Uh-Oh They're Here."

Salvation Army cares about Albero and Grinch?

The Grinch posted a topic about how he objects to the Salvation Army taking handouts from Joe Albero and threatens to not participate and essentially create financial hardship to the Salvation Army by advising his "thousands" of readers not to participate in the Salvation Army's kettle program for donation. The Grinch even goes as far as say he is going to get coins minted to drop in the kettles with his message on them in order to fill up the kettles with non-monetary coins.

This is a person with some serious problems. I'm sure the Salvation Army will essentially take donations from anyone and gladly looks for volunteers to stand outside in cold temperatures ringing a bell. So, WTF? Who cares if Joe Albero rings a bell for these people TRYING TO HELP THE NEEDY? Are you that crazy that you're actually going to have coins minted to fill up the pots with crap? What planet are you from?? Granted the Joe, Salvaton Army, and Sheriff's picture is a little crazy, but thats Joe.

Ego... Ego Anyone?

Wow. Well Joe takes delight, perhaps sexual, in saying he is the "Number 1" blogger in Maryland and Delaware apparently, according to him. That's nice. Congratulations Joe! You da Man! WhooHoo! Joe da Man! Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy yyy yy y y. yay. For he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good feeeeeeeEEEEEEElllllooooo that no one can deny! Joe Albero!

Blogger of Salisbury News, Joe Albero catching a lawsuit

Kevin Karpinski, a Baltimore attorney representing Devenyns, wrote in the complaint that Albero is liable for the comment, even if he didn't write it. That's because Karpinski charges Albero determines which of the comments submitted by his readers he will publish and whether he will edit them first. Albero erred because he either knew -- or should have known -- the comment was false, Karpinski contends.

Here are our thoughts...

First and foremost, Joe is right, he can't be successfully sued for posting or approving comments of his readers. That would mean that all websites, such as AOL, Yahoo, the Daily Times, and all blog sites would all be liable for anything that their users posted, about anything, ever. It is impossible to know if something that a reader posts is accurate or not due to the amount of research that must be undertaken. Further, it is important to realize that Devenyns is a public official and public officials are subject to criticisms by the public, either public or private. Furthermore, most of what is posted is opinion which is not subject to the truth test. If we say that "Chief XYZ is stupidly", hey that's our opinion. We have no way to check his IQ or can confirm that he is in fact stupid.

He is also protected by Section 230 of Title 47 of the United States Code (47 USC § 230), which is why the Chief of Police and the Mayor lost the last two cases. More information available at http://www4.law.cornell.edu/uscode/47/230.html. Lastly, he is protected by the 1st amendment to the U.S. Constitution of the United States. For more information on Libel and slander go to http://www.enotes.com/everyday-law-encyclopedia/libel-and-slander. In order to reach the level of slander or libel the statement must meet four criteria. Which this case does not.

Grinch disagrees...

SalisburyGrinch said...
If you notice nowhere have I said anything or called his grandson any name period. I can express how sorry I feel or the little guy, because he has a whackjob for a grandfather

Grinch, well frankly, both of you are wackjobs. There we said it. You hate Joe and Joe hates you. Joe is the most fickle person we have ever met. One minute he likes someone, the next he hates someone. You make it a point to take time out of your day to take pictures of Joe and Joe takes time out of his day to take pictures of everyone else. He supports the Sheriff and you support the City Police Dept. So, both you and Joe are polar opposites. But, both of you are a somewhat nuts. Don't bother calling us nuts, we know we are completely and totally mentally ill.

We don't claim to have a lot of visitors, or care. We definitely aren't "main stream media", we're a shitty blog. We don't care what rank we are. We don't think of ourselves as important. We know we are crap. This is the Crapper. We poop on you. Poop. Poop. Poopy Plopity, Plipitty, Poop.

This is sad...Grinch gets personal.

Here the Grinch posts a picture of Joe and his grandson apperently, talking smack about Joe. Frankly, we don't agree with either of these two somewhat nutty guys but this is clearly disgusting posting a kid's photo in an attempt to insult his grandfather. Sad. Leave family and kids out of this bullshit.

WHOOPS, We pissed off Joe Albero :(

Well unfortunately, you can't please all of the people all of the time. As our readers may know, we list other local blogs on the right side of our screen, including the Salisbury Grinch and Salisbury News (Joe's Site). Although we hate Johnathan Taylor (the cop hater) we won't be used as a tool against him. Further, even though hes a total butthead, we still respect his first amendment right to be a butthead. We post his blog so any self respecting person can see that his information is that of a fool. This does not mean we support him whatsoever.

So, we received an e-mail from Joe Albero stating that we need to remove the Grinch from the right side of our blog. We advised him that even though we are the "new kid on the block" we don't take orders from people and that we would consider his request. Unfortunately, he responded with the following e-mail:

alberobutzo@wmconnect.com to me show details 10:39 AM (1 hour ago) Reply

I just revisited your Site and while I'm all about supporting Law Enforcement, the fact that you have kept the most vile blogger linked to your Site forces me to remove you from my favorites. As I told you from the beginning, I would keep a watchful eye on your progress and I have done so. Anyone connected with that man is deleted from anything we have to say or do and you have just lost another visitor who came to your Site at least twice a day. You will soon fade into the sunset and disappear. Again, I never told you what to do, (as your last e-mail suggested) I simply told you that if you didn't remove that link I would never be back and I have just removed it from my computer and I will never be back, unless you finally get your head out of your ass. Joe

We also would like to make it clear that we don't ever publish "A to B" e-mails but this one was plainly ridiculous so we did. So, foowey on you. We do what we want.

Ouch! Some people take this garbage way, way to seriously. So, Joe while we kinda like and somewhat respect you for your "Journalistic Efforts" and the fact that you share our hatred of The Grinch, your e-mail to us was out of line. We never asked you to read our blog, comment on our blog, or include us in your list of friends, or whatever it is. Unfortunately, we run this blog how we want to run this blog. We will not be pressured by anyone to alter how it appears or what is included in it's information. This blog is primarily for the Thin Blue Line, which you are not apart of, although we welcome the input of non commissioned personnel and citizens just the same. We will still include your information on our blog because we believe in the 1st amendment right of freedom of speech and that we respect your right to publish stuff. However, everyone, bear in mind we freely admit this is a crappy blog, so WTF?? Calm down. Look we even used a cool picture of you!

-The WicBury Crapper

Nightly News?!

Okay, so our buddy "JT" or Jit Bag Cop Hater, as we like to call him, has taken to the "airwaves" of you tube posting this silly crap. At the end of his rant about Joe Albero and how terrible everything about Mike Lewis is, he gives us his weather report. Obviously this guy is an accomplished, albeit unemployed, weatherman who predicts the weather wearing a green mask with false hair, an American glitter hat, and a green glove with really long fingers. Oh, and a black tee shirt to cover the stained wife beater.

This week he actually tried to kiss buttocks by saying the Sheriff's dept. made a good arrest. Well frankly Jit Bag, we all make good arrests, cops with each and every department. Don't talk smack to cops one week and then talk all smooshy to us the next week thinking we be friends. Cause that ain't the case. We know you are a Jit Bag, don't sugar coat it. Be proud of being a Jit Bag ya harry green glob of snot! Here's an idea, try getting a job instead of sitting your fat ass on a comfy chair recording bullshit blog announcements as the "News" and giving us weather reports. Get a job to repay the taxpayers all the money you piss away on your rascal scooter and chatting on your bullshit blog.

Awwww.. Is Grinchy Upset wit Da Cwappa?

Hello all, just for pure entertainment, we will share with you two e-mails that we received today from none other than the Salisbury Grinch or Johnathan Taylor a.k.a. cop hater. It seems that John can't take it like he dishes it out to everyone else...He can talk crap about people that he doesn't like but when crap is talked about him, he crys. Awwww pooow lil grinchy. Although John will probably generate some crazy return e-mail from us, we never sent one replying. So anything this fool posts from The WicBury Crapper is bullshit. We wouldn't waste our breath on Jabba the Hut over there. Trust your crapper. We don't lie. Has your crapper ever lied to you? Hasn't your crapper treated you well??Anyways, we thought this was kinda funny so here ya go...with WicBury Crapper commentary (in red)! Enjoy the reading!

1st E-mail of Threats

fromThe Salisbury Grinch <salisburygrinch@gmail.com>towicburycrapper@gmail.com
dateSat,
Jul 4, 2009 at 9:44 PMsubjectamusingmailed-bygmail.comsigned-bygmail.com hide details 9:44 PM (6 hours ago) Reply

You do not want to get my attention, keep your bs up and I will find out who you are..guarantee..

Ooooooooo we are scared-ed! Maybe he'll chase us down in his scooter. We know who you are, jackalope. We are the WicBury Crapper. 10-63 a bolo for a fatass on a scooter headed West on 13 Business and the gates of damnation. Welcome to the Crapper. Come to Crapper. Okay, sorry we got carried away thinking of an old Bevis and Butthead episode.

2nd E-Mail Of Sour Grapes

The Salisbury Grinch <salisburygrinch@gmail.com>towicburycrapper@gmail.com
dateSat, Jul 4, 2009 at 9:59 PMsubjectnever
mindmailed-bygmail.comsigned-bygmail.com
hide details 9:59 PM (5 hours ago)
Reply

You know what go ahead and waste your time looking stupid..I'm not even gonna come back and read your bullshit..I know you're a retired sheriff employee. Guarantee I will never come back..trace my ip see if I
do

Uhhh, hello, Psycho much?? We don't trace IP addresses because we don't give a crap who reads this crappy blog. It's crap. We know this. We're looking stupid? You are the one writing a toilet an e-mail?! Come back if you like, don't come back if you don't want to. Again, we don't really give a crap. Crap. And just for good measure, crap, crap. And poop on your head.

A Marked Jackass

If you are looking for a jackass, look no further. The Salisbury Grinch has glued this crap to the back of his Grinchwaggon. We assume the fatass rascal scooter cart is in the back bed. If you see this and there is a person driving that looks like he was poured in through the window, you can bet it's this fool. Must be nice having money for this bullshit while living off SSI for being fat on our dime.