Don't try and scare your crapper...your crapper overflow, fair warning.

The WicBury Crapper has grown in it's leadership, readers, influence, and rapid ability to augment the outcome of political elections. We also have a rapidly increasing audience of non-police officers. Yes, we know we are still crappy and hey, it's okay with us. We know we're not important. However, we are growing, quickly. Don't try to scare us or intimidate us. It won't work... no matter what happens. We are here to protect and serve, line cops. We will go to all lengths to succeed in our mission even above our own personal risk. Because we're stupid like that. What we do is protected by the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. If required, we will even get the ACLU on board. Even though they are a pain in the crapper, we've already talked to them and they won't pass up the opportunity for a landmark case.

Having said that, for the most part, we have left individual administrators alone and don't plan on targeting them or individual agencies. We do not limit our readers for commenting on those topics however. We will not publish or will delete negative comments about line officers.

But, if backed into a corner there are more ways then one to solve this problem:

1) Blogcasts, embedded video commentary on crap

2) Media coverage, we can alert media to this site to cover us, which we have not done

3) Publishing articles targeting specific departmental flaws

4) Public access television time, via submitted video on disk, disguised of course

5) Want negative press? We got you covered. Don't mess with the crapper. Don't mess with the crapper's readers. We are here to serve and protect our readers and line officers.

Don't make us overflow, spewing green crap all over the place. Now, Start taking care of personnel that you have alienated or are on your poop list or whom you just don't notice day to day because they come in and do their jobs without kissing ass (directed to all agencies) and we'll start flushing better....