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Sunday, July 5, 2009

Awwww.. Is Grinchy Upset wit Da Cwappa?

Hello all, just for pure entertainment, we will share with you two e-mails that we received today from none other than the Salisbury Grinch or Johnathan Taylor a.k.a. cop hater. It seems that John can't take it like he dishes it out to everyone else...He can talk crap about people that he doesn't like but when crap is talked about him, he crys. Awwww pooow lil grinchy. Although John will probably generate some crazy return e-mail from us, we never sent one replying. So anything this fool posts from The WicBury Crapper is bullshit. We wouldn't waste our breath on Jabba the Hut over there. Trust your crapper. We don't lie. Has your crapper ever lied to you? Hasn't your crapper treated you well??Anyways, we thought this was kinda funny so here ya go...with WicBury Crapper commentary (in red)! Enjoy the reading!

1st E-mail of Threats

fromThe Salisbury Grinch <salisburygrinch@gmail.com>towicburycrapper@gmail.com
dateSat,
Jul 4, 2009 at 9:44 PMsubjectamusingmailed-bygmail.comsigned-bygmail.com hide details 9:44 PM (6 hours ago) Reply

You do not want to get my attention, keep your bs up and I will find out who you are..guarantee..

Ooooooooo we are scared-ed! Maybe he'll chase us down in his scooter. We know who you are, jackalope. We are the WicBury Crapper. 10-63 a bolo for a fatass on a scooter headed West on 13 Business and the gates of damnation. Welcome to the Crapper. Come to Crapper. Okay, sorry we got carried away thinking of an old Bevis and Butthead episode.

2nd E-Mail Of Sour Grapes

The Salisbury Grinch <salisburygrinch@gmail.com>towicburycrapper@gmail.com
dateSat, Jul 4, 2009 at 9:59 PMsubjectnever
mindmailed-bygmail.comsigned-bygmail.com
hide details 9:59 PM (5 hours ago)
Reply

You know what go ahead and waste your time looking stupid..I'm not even gonna come back and read your bullshit..I know you're a retired sheriff employee. Guarantee I will never come back..trace my ip see if I
do

Uhhh, hello, Psycho much?? We don't trace IP addresses because we don't give a crap who reads this crappy blog. It's crap. We know this. We're looking stupid? You are the one writing a toilet an e-mail?! Come back if you like, don't come back if you don't want to. Again, we don't really give a crap. Crap. And just for good measure, crap, crap. And poop on your head.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a piece o' poop, he really must have been beat up quite a bit as a young turd. He needs to get his head twisted on correctly. Oh come on...the fat lard rides a scooter AND wears a grinch mask???? We used to beat the hell out of those closet dungeon and dragon playin masturbaters...

Anonymous said...

How can you call him a masturbater? He can't see it, and his arms don't reach around the fat to find it. He wishes he could masturbate. That wad has got to be the dumbest SOB breathing. I forgot, he is protected by Chief Webster, according to him.

Anonymous said...

True, true...sorry, probably can't even get the thing up