Crapper vs. Sbynews vs. Salisbury Grinch?

We have been Grinched? "You have been blogged!"

BLOG WAR! Your IT!

Okay well we'll play along. So we have been grinched and blogged and blogged and grinched. Well we poop on you. Lets put this all into perspective. Each blog "owner" or operator to be more exact tells you several things. First is his blog is more inportant than the other blogs. Second they each have their own agendas. Sbynews.com is run by Joe Albero, no mystery there. Joe supports the Sheriff's Office. Although he really doesn't have anything against the Salisbury Police officers themselves he hates the Chief of Police Alan Webster. Something to do with Joe's wife getting fired from the zoo some years ago and his run ins with Webster or some crazy poop. Although bent on the destruction of the former mayor of Salisbury, Barrie Tilghman, and Chief Webster, Albero usually mixes in some news worthy information. By the way we ha ve no idea why he doesn't like the fire department. Tighman and Webster sued Albero for information on his blog, which they lost in district court. Joe considers himself buddies with Sheriff Mike Lewis and can be seen walking around smoking a cigar and driving vehicles that read "sbynews.com" on the side with magnetic stickers. You have to admire this guy's dedication to a profit for not operation. He really considers himself a news organization, of one and some contributors.

The Salisbury Grinch is run by a more shadowy fellow suspected to be named Johnathan Taylor. Taylor is one of these guys that had enough of Joe but went about exacting revenge the totally wrong way. Since Joe is buddies with the Sheriff's Office that means to be a polar opposite Taylor has to be friends with the Salisbury Police Department. On Taylor's main page theres a sticker that reads "FUJA" which stands for "Fuck You Joe Albero", kinda funny yes. But then it reads "Salisbury's Answer to the bullying that has gone on for far to long". This guy is a moron with a keyboard. The grinch's blog is not about any news reporting whatsoever. It is more about spreading rumors, lies, and anything generally destructive about people he doesn't like and/or the Sheriff's Office and it's personnel. Taylor recently posted a blog stating that he had no problem with the Sheriff's Office deputies just some people within the sheriff's office. This guy is a miserable person, unmistakable in public because he rides a rascal scooter, or some variation of it, around.

He is rather a, robust, man. Cutting off a slice of this guy's ass would feed a small country for a week and a half. He would probably bleed chicken fat. He has some computer knowledge to be able to graphically edit his content. Reportedly, he doesn't have a job and plays dungeons and dragons or Warcraft or whatever he hell it is. Taylor engages in "cyber bullying" himself against Albero and employees of the Sheriff's Office, including Sheriff Mike Lewis. From the looks of this guy, Taylor, he's still a virgin.

All in all Albero sewed his own seed by talking all that smack about Webster, Tighman, and everyone else for years. Yes we do have to agree with Albero, Tighman sucked. And Webster, although in general is a nice guy, is retired on the job. So, there is an amount of retribution that is palatable in this circumstance. It is kinda of cathartically ying and yangish that Albero gets a little bite in the ass from this assclown Taylor. Never the less Taylor is a ginormous assclown.

Taylor is a serious, level 5 wizard , a ref. to his D&D stuff so he'll understand, assclown. Taylor really has nothing better to do with his time then to sit around and type on a computer and talk smack about people. There is really little to no news value on his site and is overly dramatic. Any opportunity he has to talk smack about the Sheriff's Office or it's personnel he takes it upon himself to do such. At least for the most part Albero won't negatively talk about individual officers of the Salisbury City Police Department. For the most part.

Neither one of these guys is "MSM" or Main Stream Media. Please. Are you serious? WTF. Main stream media is a TV Channel or radio. Not this, what? Crap. Enter the Wicbury Crapper. We know we are crap!

We at the WicBury Crapper do not align ourselves with either the Salisbury City Police or the Wicomico County Sheriff's Office or anyone in each organization. However, we will provide you with our opinion on it's personnel and administration as long as we feel that such criticisms do not hurt employees of each organization directly or personally. In fact, we work for neither organization, anymore.

So, we poop on you Grinch. Poop. Poop. Double Poop.