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Monday, June 22, 2009

Now hiring crap spewers!

We at the crapper can not handle this all on our own. So, we are looking for columnists. If you think you have what it takes, know English, have a GED and most of your teeth, we may be looking for you! To be a columnist you will be assigned or be able to pick from several topics that you can write about at least once per week. Its not rocket science. We are not a "NEWS" blog so don't worry about reporting current events, unless you want to.


  1. Be sure to tell us what line of work you are in. We don't collect IP addresses
    so, we don't care who you are. We have better things to do like chase women.
  2. Don't tell us who you are. We never want to know who writes for us.
  3. Don't try to figure out who we are, you'll never find out.
  4. We will assign topics, you may either accept them or reject them.
  5. You ain't getting a dime for this crap.
  6. You must use the words "crap, toilet, flush, turd" or something related to a toilet to reflect the fine journalism of this publication in each article.
  7. If you talk or write like, "Yo, yo so what had happened waz this bioach said..." forget it.
  8. If you wear a ball cap with the brim facing anyway but forward or directly backward or if it still has stickers on it, forget it. The brim must be curved and not flat.
  9. We reserve the right to not publish your drivel.

Send us an e-mail to wicburycrapper@gmail.com.
Thanks!

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